I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother.

I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

I accept refreshment at any hands, however lowly.

The Law is the true embodiment of everything that's excellent; it has no kind of fault or flaw and I, my Lords, embody the Law.

I am the very model of a modern major general