For duty, duty must be done; The rule applies to everyone.

When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

I am the Captain of the Pinafore ; And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!

Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.

Let the punishment fit the crime.