No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.

Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

Man is nature's sole mistake.

poverty is obsolete and hunger is abolished

All bayonets are bad.

I love my fellow creatures - I do all the good I can - yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!