The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune, and willing avoids the sight of distress.
I like manual labor. Whenever I've got waterlogged with study, I've taken a spell of it and found it spiritually invigorating.
Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.
The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
Impropriety is the soul of wit.
We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.