Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.