Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve, then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.