Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.

You got to be yourself, you got to discard all the bull and get YOU across ... and get what you have to say across.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.