The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve, then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.