The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.