The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.

Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)

In like a dimwit, out like a light.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.