Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!
I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.