Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.

By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.

Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --

I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.

Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.