The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is.

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists.

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.