I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists.

Magic is the cheat codes for the world.

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!