I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.

You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.