Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.

Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.

If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it

There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.