Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.

There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!