Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.
You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it