Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.

good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.