Magic is the cheat codes for the world.

You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.

What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was great, being nine years old.

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.