Magic is the cheat codes for the world.

I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.

Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.

Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where humans are not welcome and those who stay suffer eight kinds of brain damage.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.

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