Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.

Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.

There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.