That's my only active wish. I think if I sang like Don Henley, this would be a lot more agreeable business.

Yeah, I don't like, um, I'm not interested in rock 'n' roll piano. I find it a little grating.

I don't learn so good, no matter how good the teacher is.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

That's my only active wish. I think if I sang like Don Henley, this would be a lot more agreeable business.

Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this.

Enjoy every sandwich.