I think most people's careers in theater are based on delusion. It's just that mine started early.

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

One good thing about TV Land is you're always surrounded by people who know what they're doing, in terms of your fellow actors.

I had the most fun on '3rd Rock'. It was a great show to work on.

I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That's why I'm an actor.

I was never the mascot of the Georgia football team.

Small towns are the worst for getting recognised.