If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That's why I'm an actor.

One good thing about TV Land is you're always surrounded by people who know what they're doing, in terms of your fellow actors.

I think most people's careers in theater are based on delusion. It's just that mine started early.

Small towns are the worst for getting recognised.

I've been in Los Angeles for a while, and the kind of psychological connection that one makes to people, it just doesn't happen out here.

I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!