comparing what you see during an eclipse to the darkness at night is like comparing an ocean to a teardrop.

You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam." You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.

I've learned that almost anyone will help if you ask for it.

I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?

You never know, life is short but it’s wide

Life is short, have dessert first.

A wise man once remarked that we can count how many seeds are in the apple, but not how many apples are in the seed.