The struggle to be considered a grown-up begins, I believe, shortly after birth.

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.

I'm not going to throw my imagination away. I refuse to lie down to expectation. If I can just hold out till I'm thirty, I'll be incredible.

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

anyone who writes plays is unbelievably persistent, because there isn't a need in the world for plays. Somehow you internally have to feel a need to write a play.

The signature of a truly enviable woman is the tenacity and continuity of her women friends.

Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.