I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song

Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself.

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.