I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song

I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons - it was so unique. It was a live-action show and kids were in it, these creatures, these Sleestaks and dinosaurs. Every week was a different adventure. I couldn't wait. I loved it so much.

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.