Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don't know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up.

You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!