Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

I think people don't understand that comedy is an outlet for me. Comedy allows me to get outside of myself, and exercise this thing that is still kind of scary to me.

Happens I am very political. I have deep political instincts.

There's nothing sexy about Orange County.

'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last movie I ever make,' and I could never have predicted that it'd become such a popular film.

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!