Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal.

You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much."

Everyone I know who skis is dead.

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

I'm in a glass case of emotion