Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

I just had some of the same journalists that panned Electric Circus at the time, they just listened to Universal Mind Control and they loved it. And then they went back to tell me that Electric Circus, if it came out at today, it would've had a different reception. One of them told me, "Hey, man. You need to bring it out again." And I said, "Hey, it's cool. It is what it is."

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard