I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.