I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
I'm a really good swimmer.
It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.
Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'
I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.