I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself.

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.

I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer.

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.

I am a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking mostly Thai food. And a lot of times on movies, you have these trailers that have these little ovens and kitchenettes. A lot of actors never use them, but I would cook lunch just about every day.