There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.

I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that whole world was. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'