I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'

It's nice to be in a place where I can be a little more selective, and to be sought out for ideas that I have.

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

I don't really think in absolutes.

I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.