I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.

In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day.

I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama.

In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.