One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job.

I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.