Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.

I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.

I'm in a glass case of emotion

I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.