Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight.

A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

There's nothing sexy about Orange County.

I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.