I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.

I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama.

By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wanted a show business career, but I was suppressing it.