I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.
It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.
I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.
Whatโs the point of being bad when thereโs nothing good to stop you?