It's tough for me to get rid of clothes. I grew up in a household with a limited budget and we really had to make our nice clothes last, and so now I'll get free pairs of shoes and this, that and the other and I'll be like, 'Oh great!'; even though it stresses me out that I don't have enough room to put them, I can't throw them away.

I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece.

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!