A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.

Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.

I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?