Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece.

When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'

I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song

I was one of the richest rappers in 2008. But it was definitely a strange feeling.