I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Will FerrellI live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life.
Will FerrellIf no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Will FerrellWhenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Will Ferrell