When I was young, and I'd get A's, I'd get this good feeling of all the things that I could be. And then I'd never became any of them.

I first wanted to be a comedian when I was six or seven and my dad showed me Laurel and Hardy's "Perfect Day" on tv.

Being realistic is the quickest path to mediocrity

Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.

If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who does a horrible job, but gives 110% than with someone who does a good job and gives 60%.

I'd rather live my life knowing that I'm not perfect than spend my whole life pretending to be.

Never lie to people, because the people you are able to lie to, are the people who trust you.