I loved Harry Truman with all my heart and soul.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

I get all fired up about aging in America.

If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that catfish is one of the finest eating fishes in the world.

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.

Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody ever seems to do anything about it.

I have the best job in the entire history of broadcasting.