Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.

I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?

I get all fired up about aging in America.

I talk too much. I eat too much.

I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.