Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.

I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.

When something's over with me, it's over.

Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.