Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among political, bureaucratic, judicial, religious, intellectual, artistic, and mass media members, so it is the best place to develop your own field research.

Dear doctor, you must not only let the patient tells his story, but you should also try to understand it.

The true language of commerce is the natural conversation between human beings.

The real hero must fail in order to succeed.

Life is deceitful because all warfare is based on deception.

In order to be a writer, first you must become an alive dead spirit.

Italian politicians are too stupid to deserve my vote, but they can get over it with my critical, denunciatory, satirical, vitriolic and vituperative invectives.