When I was young I used to practice a martial art that was a mixture of karate, kung fu, Jujitsu, Yawara Kubotan, Aikido, Okinawan kobudo, Newaza, etc.; now I am just a theoretical samurai or a bushido scholar if you prefer.

What's the meaning of "giornalista professionista"? I have always thought a professional to be a good prostitute!

It's an extremely good thing that money sometimes changes hands.

When you are a great scholar of stupidity, logics and marketing, you can do practically everthing, from business to trading, from spiritual research to artistic criticism.

Would you like to do something good for the future of the human race; well, start killing some of its powerful members.

Literature can be divided into two large families: the religious and the secular one. The first reveals the origin of stupidity, the second follows its evolution.

Man is the only animal for whom his own stupid existence is a problem which he has to try in vain to solve.