If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

Experience seems to be the only thing of any value that's widely distributed.

Everybody loves to find fault, it gives a feeling of superiority.

Work is the best method devised for killing time.

Back of ninety-nine out of one-hundred assertions that a thing cannot be done is nothing, but the unwillingness to do it.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.