Experience seems to be the only thing of any value that's widely distributed.
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.
A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.
An idea isn't worth much until a man is found who has the energy and ability to make it work.
Nothing will ruin an interesting intelligent argument more quickly than the arrival of a pretty girl.