Experience seems to be the only thing of any value that's widely distributed.
Most of us regard good luck as our right, and bad luck as a betrayal of that right.
A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.
When ordering lunch, the big executives are just as indecisive as the rest of us.
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
When lying, be emphatic and indignant, thus behaving like your children.