Any man who makes a speech more than six times a year is bound to repeat himself, not because he has little to say, but because he wants applause and the old stuff gets it.

Indifference and inaction must always pay a penalty.

Men do their hardest work at the bottom of the ladder, not at the top.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

Almost any idea is good if a man has ability and is willing to work hard. The best idea is worthless if the creator is a loafer and ineffective.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Many of our prayers were not answered, and for this we are now grateful.