And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.

I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary career.

The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.

I know that I have been denounced as a traitor and I resent the accusation, as I conceive myself to have been guilty of no underhand or deceitful act against Britain, although I am also able to understand the resentment that my broadcasts have, in many quarters, aroused.

I would gladly say 'Heil Hitler!' and at once part company with him, realizing what a pitiable insult it is to such a great man to try to flatter him with such an imitation which he has always disdained. His way is for Germany, ours is for Britain; let us tread our paths with mutual respect, which is rarely increased by borrowing.

I don't regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.

Life is made up of danger and heartbreak, I laugh in the face of both!