Whatever happened to God's justice? I am convinced that God exist and God is one asshole.

Happinessis a byproduct of function. Those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war.

Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.

Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered.

There are no innocent bystanders ... what are they doing there in the first place?

Some people like neat suburbs. I always am attracted to the rundown and the old and the offbeat.

According to the legend an evil old doctor, who called himself God and us dogs, created the first boy in his adolescent image. The boy peopled the garden with male phantoms that rose from his ejaculations. This angered God, who was getting on in years. He decided it endangered his position as CREATOR. So he crept upon the boy and anaesthetized him and made Eve from his rib. Henceforth all creation of beings would process through female channels. But some of Adam's phantoms refused to let God near them under any pretext.